Thanks to the abomination of Daylight Savings Time and a lovely 8:00am committee meeting this morning, I'm functioning on too damn few hours of sleep. So, naturally this is when I once again update my journal. This will likely be insane, but those of you who read this stuff (I'm talking to you, tigerli-ly
) are likely used to that.
1. What's your favorite season?
The political off-season (which as far as I can tell, no longer exists in the United States...)
2. Does apathy really exist?
Meh. I don't care...
3. Do you think there is more than one universe?
"More than one universe" describes where I live.
4. Do you look forward to tomorrow?
I'm a time traveler; I look forward to yesterday. And the day before that. And the day after that. And all the other days (as The Doctor says, I skip the boring ones).
5. Thunderstorms or sunshine?
6. How are you feeling at the moment?
I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating this, or if I'm someone else's hallucination.
7. Sith or Jedi?
"There is no dark side, there is no light side, there is only The Force." (Yes, I'm a gray Jedi).
8. Teddy Bears or Fluffy Bunnies?
I'll take a Killer Rabbit (with nasty, big, pointy teeth)
9. Would you let Draco Malfoy kiss you?
No, but the punk keeps trying. Down, Malfoy! I'm not Harry Potter and this isn't fan-fiction!
10. What's the weirdest thing you've heard lately?
I was trying to see the movie Deadpool last week with a friend. Unfortunately, there was a loud drunk guy sitting behind us, who'd seen the movie multiple times, and couldn't resist talking out loud about how much he loved it. (Imagine Beavis or Butthead doing MST3K, only without *any* clever dialogue...). As weird as his drunken commentary was, the absolute weirdest thing was during a scene in the movie which takes place in a strip club, including several topless women. The drunk guy said: "Titties! I've seen this movie 3 times, but I didn't know it had titties!" And then he left. (Seriously; I can't make this stuff up...)
11. You buy a Sword. What sword would you buy?
First, it's a lightsaber, not a sword. Second, I made it myself. Jedi don't *buy* lightsabers. You make your own to demonstrate your wicked Jedi skills.
12. Do you think we exist?
That all depends on who's asking. (What; you don't typically get asked questions by figments of your or someone else's imagination? Story of my life, my friend...)
13. How do you feel about 24-hour banking?
I don't have time for that....